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What Do Men Do On The Toilet For So Long

  • In a merged household, the bathroom is the only place left where a man may feel like he has privacy.
  • I’ve heard women wonder out loud what their partners do on the toilet. A record, at least as far as I can remember, is an hour.
  • To feel the need escape from one’s own home must cause significant amounts of cognitive dissonance.
  • A larger manifestation of this is the ‘man cave’.